- When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.
- Two old friends met by chance on the street. After chatting for some time, one said to the other, "I'm terribly sorry, but I've forgotten your name. You'll need to tell me." The other stared at him thoughtfully for a long time, then replied, "How soon do you need to know?"
- Q: Why was the wizard kicked out of school. A: Because he forgot how to spell.
- Doctor: "Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory?" Patient: "What pills?"
