C'mon Man!!!
- When do monkeys fall from the sky? During Ape-ril showers!
- Can February March? No, but April May!
- Why is everyone so tired on April 1? Because they've just Finished a long, 31 day March!
- What season is it when you are on a trampoline? Spring-time!
- What flowers grow on faces? Tulips (Two-lips)!
- Why are trees very forgiving? Because in the Fall they "Let It Go" and in the Spring they "turn over a new leaf".
- Why is the letter A like a flower? A bee (B) comes after it!