C'mon Man!!!
- Q: What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower? A: Bicycle petals!
- Q: Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own? A: Because it's too tired!
- Q: What do you call a professional cyclist who just broke up with his girlfriend? A: Homeless
- Q: Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike? A: The pavement.